The Awl explains how to vote, partially based on a Daniel Craig picture…
…but you’ll probably just pick the better-looking candidate.
You can play Bingo tonight with pundits’ election analysis.
Johnny Cash’s daughter calls John Boehner an “asshat.”
Murder trials turn out to be an inappropriate place to pick up dates.
A GOP candidate uses a fake Morgan Freeman voice in an ad.
Matt Damon wants you to vote as a birthday gift to him.
Keith Olbermann suspends “Worst Persons” spots after the Rally for Sanity.
Indiana local politicians have a nice bipartisan moment over a car crash.
Now might be a good time to start your novel.