Joe Biden threatens to “strangle” Republicans, quickly reassures press it’s just a figure of speech.
Orrin Hatch wants to drug-test welfare recipients…
…and Nikki Haley proposes drug tests for people on unemployment benefits.
The Bolivian president knees a rival soccer player in the groin.
Todd Palin defends his wife’s ambitions (and morning-long Facebook sessions).
Barack Obama loses his presidential seal mid-speech…
…which is definitely a sign, according to conservative media outlets.
Nobody watches Eliot Spitzer’s new show.
Croatia has a Museum of Broken Relationships.
The Wall Street Journal worries about Obama listening to Lil Wayne.