Lunchtime Links

Former Sen. Alan Simpson says Social Security is “like a milk cow with 310 million tits.”

Senators don’t always read the bills they pass.

Obama isn’t going to talk about Park51 anymore.

Sumo wrestlers get iPads because their hands are too big for cellphone keyboards.

Jimmy Carter heads to North Korea on a rescue mission.

Rev. Moon wants to buy back The Washington Times from his son.

WikiLeaks has more documents to release today.

Libertarians will not stand for elephant and donkey trinkets at a voting facility.

Tom Vilsack offered to resign after firing Shirley Sherrod.