Mancow to the Slaughter

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It is way worse than I thought it would be, and that’s no joke. It is such an odd feeling to have water poured down your nose with your head back…It was instantaneous…and I don’t want to say this: absolutely torture.

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In some circumstances saying “pretty please” just isn’t enough.

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Let’s ask if we can yank out his fingernails.

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Notice the laymen always get waterboarded. They never have bamboo shoved up their fingernails or a car battery hooked up to their testicles. Until Hitchens or Mancow chooses to experience bamboo fingernailing first-hand, there’s the suggestion that waterboarding is somehow different.

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For his next trick, Mancow is going to have one of his fingers sawed off to see if it’s as bad as waterboarding.

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They did survive having a house fly in the studio on Thursday.