Stay, Stay Monkey With Me
If we have to start an unnecessary and catastrophic war with Iran, please, Lord, let it be based on stuff like this.
The Navy has a monkey on its back.
Since at least 1982, U.S. Navy ships plying the Persian Gulf have been taunted by mysterious radio transmissions that are alternately obscene, nonsensical, racist, infantile, misogynistic and menacing. Sometimes they threatened U.S. ships; at other times they simply babbled away, all night, in falsettos.