I make fun of the poor saps who trudged to the Hill to cover the hearings. While I’m lounging in my Washington Independent-provided chair at my Washington Independent-provided desk watching C-SPAN coverage of the whole thing on my Washington Independent-provided flatscreen, the suckers are covering the back of David Petraeus’s head.
Well, joke’s on me. C-SPAN just decided House morning speeches and a Senate debate on something I can’t understand is more important. So, alas, I have nothing for you right now. As a result, I give you the new official spokesman for the McCain campaign: