John Kerry, Please God, Shut Your Mouth
John Kerry (D-Mass.) means well. But he can’t help coming off like a condescending jerk. Meaning to give Petraeus a few Democratic plaudits, he told the general “you haven’t heard enough, from all sides of the aisle” that he has “achieved some kind of success.”
If I was Petraeus I would jump over the table and start brutally pummeling Kerry, then break my Capitol Police tackle and pummel him some more. Senator: if you want to say Petraeus is unsuccessful, man up and say it.