Pence Gets Crocker To Slap Obama
Some white-haired shmuck named Mike Pence from Indiana tried to make an issue out of Barack Obama’s audacious idea that one should talk with one’s adversaries. He wants to make this an outrage, using Obama by name, but Crocker said he’d welcome further talks. Except.
“Have those talks produced any results… any concessions whatsoever?” he asked. “To be perfectly frank,” Crocker said, the answer is no. Crocker better hope Obama doesn’t get elected, because if so, his next assignment is going to be Special Envoy to Getyoukilledistan.