The Washington Independent » satire http://washingtonindependent.com National News in Context Thu, 10 May 2012 20:13:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Barack Obama Converts to German http://washingtonindependent.com/48926/barack-obama-converts-to-german http://washingtonindependent.com/48926/barack-obama-converts-to-german#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:49:19 +0000 Spencer Ackerman http://washingtonindependent.com/?p=48926 During President Obama’s Cairo trip earlier this month, the press corps finally uncovered the truth about President Obama: by saying “shukran” — the Arabic word for “thanks” — to an Arabic-speaking audience, he secretly converted to Islam. Today the story gets even curiouser.

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]]> During President Obama’s Cairo trip earlier this month, the press corps finally uncovered the truth about President Obama: by saying “shukran” — the Arabic word for “thanks” — to an Arabic-speaking audience, he secretly converted to Islam. Today the story gets even curiouser.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel visited the White House today. And by the White House Communications Office’s own admission (!), this is how Obama began his joint appearance with Merkel. Remember, I’m not making this up. It’s from the official transcript:

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Willkommen.

Like I said, I am not making this up. Barack Obama has now converted to German. Just like Andy McCarthy promised, his totalitarian-liberal instincts preordained this moment.  Obama’s both a Nazi and a Muslim, an unstoppable Islamofascist Voltron. Destroy this mad brute!

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