The Awl explains how to vote, partially based on a Daniel Craig picture…
…but you’ll probably just pick the better-looking candidate.
You can play Bingo tonight with pundits’ election analysis.
Johnny Cash’s daughter calls John Boehner an “asshat.”
Murder trials More…
Sarah Palin isn’t a fan of the Politico crew…
…and Michael Steele and Rudy Guiliani defend her after a Politico piece.
A N.Y. candidate accuses Paladino of sending out a mailer calling him a sex predator.
A tiny catapult flings tiny pies at flies (there’s video).
Steve King says gay marriage will lead to Sparta-style warehouses for kids…
…and a GOP candidate apologizes for comparing gay marriage to marrying a table.
Joe Miller ad says Murkowski is “not a witch,” but might be Voldemort.
Liberal? It might be genetics.
Obama says he might “evolve” his same-sex marriage views.
Charlie Melancon ad hits David Vitter where it hurts: prostitutes.
Sarah Palin endorses Marco Rubio as “mavericky.”
Meg Whitman says she’ll pull attack ads — but not the ones attacking positions.
James Cameron plans to make two Avatar sequels.
The Hill warns rain on Nov. 2 might lead to a Republican takeover.
Ken Buck says he disagrees “strongly with the separation of church and state” …
… and Stephen Colbert responds to Buck’s comparison of homosexuality to alcoholism.
Paul the World Cup-predicting octopus More…
A robocall points out — 10 times — that Democratic candidate Tony Sessoms is homosexual.
Jim Manchin refuses to pledge support for Barack Obama or Harry Reid.
If you don’t want to be on Google Street View, the CEO says you should move.
Would More…
A GOP House candidate won’t rule out a violent overthrow of the government.
An escaped crocodile on a plane kills 20 people.
Kirsten Gillibrand wishes old man politicians would stop talking about her looks.
A Colorado candidate for Congress attacks the wrong Rep. Markey in an ad.
The Mexican army burns the equivalent of 334 million joints.
Progressives create a greatest hits video of Chuck Grassley statements.
Joe Miller’s former boss isn’t his biggest fan.
Hillary Clinton makes an “It Gets Better” video.
Russ Feingold’s Republican challenger can’t state his jobs plan.
Bristol Palin dances around in a gorilla suit…
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