Scrabble Players Honor Blagojevich

Allegedly corrupt Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich is being feted as the Scrabble Club of America and Guam’s Man of the Year “for focusing the world’s spotlight on randomly scrambled letters as a limitless source of wholesome fun.”

Informed of this rare honor, the shady Chicago politico said “(Deleted) me! That’s More…

Rove Tricks Dems on Denver

By mailing them doctored Hawaiian vacation brochures with “Denver” pasted over “Honolulu,” and sending a delegation of Hooters waitresses to Democratic National Committee H.Q. in Washington as “Denver goodwill ambassadors,” master Republican manipulator Karl Rove allegedly tricked Dem muckety-mucks into choosing the Mile High City as the site of their More…