Lunchtime Links

John McCain thinks Snooki is too good looking for jail.

Michael Bennet doesn’t think Obama won him the primary.

Rick Santorum rounds up donors for a potential presidential bid.

Ben Quayle says Obama is the “worst president in history.”

Elena Kagan hires a former clerk for Justice Anthony Kennedy.

Mark Sanford accepts stimulus money.

Rand Paul denies kidnapping — but he might just be weird.

In anticipation of the 2012 Olympics, the British learn how to talk to foreigners.

Rwandan President Paul Kagame wins 93 percent of the vote.