Lunchtime Links

The Senate “isn’t ‘Saturday Night Live,’” says Mitch McConnell.

Chuck Grassley worries about scientists looking at porn.

An Elvis Presley impersonator — named Elvis Presley — is running for Arkansas governor.

McConnell also hopes the president will become a “born-again moderate.”

…while Bill O’Reilly wonders why Obama hasn’t come out in support of same-sex marriage.

Nobody wants to come to Charlie Rangel’s birthday party.

Wolves are back on the endangered species list.

In Virginia, Rep. Tom Perriello’s opponent wants to get rid of the IRS.

Rush Limbaugh thinks health care and beach houses are the same.

Milwaukee teachers want their insurance to cover Viagra.