Lunchtime Links

Obama defends “coked-up stimulus monkeys.”

Henry Waxman won’t mind if the “difficult” Dems lose reelection.

Next Michelle Obama will be telling us to eat cake.

Conservatives argue Prop 8 ruling shouldn’t count because the judge is gay.

Jeff Sessions won’t filibuster Kagan’s confirmation.

…and she will be confirmed today.

Barbara Boxer is leading Carly Fiorina (barely).

Maxine Waters wants her House ethics trial to be held before the elections.

Don’t be fooled by Real Housewives — DC is boring.