GOPers: EPA Finding Threatens Kittens, Petunias

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Monday, December 07, 2009 at 3:33 pm

There is a thing called thoughtful skepticism, but this release from the Republican Study Committee, condemning the EPA’s finding that greenhouse emissions threaten human health, isn’t it.

“This is good news for all those opposed to the despicable practice of breathing,” the statement reads, “but it may put the rest of humankind in an odd spot.”

Every day, over 6 billion humans and an untold number of puppies, kittens, and other animals produce large quantities of this ubiquitous gas. Should they be required to stop breathing? And every day, trees, flowers, shrubs, and other flora use carbon dioxide to sustain their own existence. Liberals are supposedly more plant-friendly than the rest of us, so why would they try to limit a gas that is essential for plant life? If the rainforests could speak, would they be stunned by this betrayal?

It’s no mystery that Washington is a town most undedicated to nuance, but the willful failure to distinguish between a tailpipe spewing pollutants and a kitten exhaling is extreme even by the standards of this town.

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republicanstupidity
Comment posted December 7, 2009 @ 3:38 pm

RETARD REPUBLICANS IF IT WERE LEFT UP TO THESE MORONS WE WOULD NOT HAVE SOCIAL SECURITY OR MEDICARE, UNEMPLOYMENT, FOOD STAMPS OR THE WOMANS RIGHT TO VOTE AND THE BLACK MAN WOULD STILL BE WORKING IN THE COTTON FIELDS….WHY DO ANYONE CARE WHAT THESE ASSHOLES SAY??


Brandon Gorte
Comment posted December 7, 2009 @ 3:48 pm

And hyperbole all of a sudden is bad? I recall how the MSM and the left defended the “The GOP wants to kill children and Grandma” stuff, complete with empty lunch trays, and nary a peep of feigned outrage.


strangely_enough
Comment posted December 7, 2009 @ 4:09 pm

Holy revisionist history Batman! I thought it was the GOP/teabaggers that were saying Obama and the Dems want to kill grandma.


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republicanstupidity
Comment posted December 7, 2009 @ 8:38 pm

RETARD REPUBLICANS IF IT WERE LEFT UP TO THESE MORONS WE WOULD NOT HAVE SOCIAL SECURITY OR MEDICARE, UNEMPLOYMENT, FOOD STAMPS OR THE WOMANS RIGHT TO VOTE AND THE BLACK MAN WOULD STILL BE WORKING IN THE COTTON FIELDS….WHY DO ANYONE CARE WHAT THESE ASSHOLES SAY??


Brandon Gorte
Comment posted December 7, 2009 @ 8:48 pm

And hyperbole all of a sudden is bad? I recall how the MSM and the left defended the “The GOP wants to kill children and Grandma” stuff, complete with empty lunch trays, and nary a peep of feigned outrage.


strangely_enough
Comment posted December 7, 2009 @ 9:09 pm

Holy revisionist history Batman! I thought it was the GOP/teabaggers that were saying Obama and the Dems want to kill grandma.


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