rssBill Clinton Frees U.S. Journalists
Tuesday, August 04, 2009 at 3:39 pm
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As you may have seen by now, the North Korean state news agency has announced that psychotic dictator Kim Jong-il will pardon captured American journalists Euna Lee and Laura Ling, hours after granting a surprise audience to former President Bill Clinton. I can’t wait to hear how Clinton’s ability to secure the release of two imprisoned Americans has disgraced the country. National Review’s Jim Geraghty is off to a classy start on his Twitter feed — Clinton just wanted to get it on with those chicks; get it? — but I’m sure there are better offerings on the way. Come on, guys! What, no cigar references? Remember: Clinton can never ever get credit for his successes.
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18 Comments
Comment posted August 4, 2009 @ 8:02 pm
Bill Clinton never ceases to amaze, what an incredible President he was and look at how much of an impact he still has to this day doing good in peoples' lives. America was very lucky to have him as our President and still lucky to have him representing us to this day. Dubya is a stain on the American flag in comparison to Bill. Have faith people, it will take time, but we are slowly but surely recovering from the huge devastating mess Bush and the greedy self righteous self serving ignorant Republican party has done to our great nation.
Comment posted August 4, 2009 @ 9:38 pm
I'm flabbergasted. And speechless. Wow. Kudo's to Billy!!!
And why can he never get credit for his successes?
Comment posted August 4, 2009 @ 11:33 pm
Bill Clinton and the pope were fishing on a lake. A wind came up and blew the pope's sacred fishing hat off into the lake where it floated away some distance from the boat. Without hesitation Clinton stepped out of the boat and walked on the water like Christ himself, before an audience of media and dignitaries, and returned to the boat dry and calm with the pope's hat, placing it gently on the pontiff's head.
That evening the headlines and newsreaders read: CLINTON CAN'T SWIM.
Comment posted August 5, 2009 @ 3:25 am
Bill Clinton deserves to be pardoned of his perjury conviction. PARDON CLINTON!
Comment posted August 6, 2009 @ 6:46 am
Monica Lewinsky & Gennifer Flowers gave him a lot of credit.
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Comment posted April 7, 2011 @ 3:39 am
I agree with you! He is just a man like all other men … He did great for the country. PARDON CLINTON!
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