As you may have seen by now, the North Korean state news agency has announced that psychotic dictator Kim Jong-il will pardon captured American journalists Euna Lee and Laura Ling, hours after granting a surprise audience to former President Bill Clinton. I can’t wait to hear how Clinton’s ability to secure the release of two imprisoned Americans has disgraced the country. National Review’s Jim Geraghty is off to a classy start on his Twitter feed — Clinton just wanted to get it on with those chicks; get it? — but I’m sure there are better offerings on the way. Come on, guys! What, no cigar references? Remember: Clinton can never ever get credit for his successes.