Sarah Palin Reads Mark Levin

When is the meth mouth going to start showing?

Modern Conservatism is Mussolini's Fascism with a flag sticker and a magnetic ribbon stuck on its ass. It is self contradictory, suicidal, and lacks internal consistency. And it certainly eschews the preamble of the Constitution-in order to form a more perfect union (secessionists like Rick Perry), establish justice and ensure domestic tranquility (FBI/police moles on legitimate dissent groups, tasers, GOP convention sturmgeschutz), provide for the common defense (9/11), promote the general welfare (block health care, regressive taxation schemes, cut spending for infrastructure and public services, starve granny to death in an unheated refrigerator box on the street), secure the blessings of liberty (military commissions, cancel habeas corpus, unending detention even when found not guilty, secret prisons, death squads). Those are some winning platforms!