Well obamination…….President Barack H. Obama is STILL in office, where he will remain until he is re-elected in 2012…….I trust that you have paid Alfred's his $50,000, but somehow, I think you found an excuse, just like you birfers always find an excuse when you're blown out of the water with some asinine doomsday prediction that President Barack Obama will cease to be President of the United States is you wish it hard enough……..damn, you idiot birfers make hear hurt!!!

Well obamination…….President Barack H. Obama is STILL in office, where he will remain until he is re-elected in 2012…….I trust that you have paid Alfred's his $50,000, but somehow, I think you found an excuse, just like you birfers always find an excuse when you're blown out of the water with some asinine doomsday prediction that President Barack Obama will cease to be President of the United States is you wish it hard enough……..damn, you idiot birfers make hear hurt!!!

Hey are you a birther because you are mentally defective or are you mentally defective because you are a birther?

At first, I thought it was probably a hoax, however, the fact that the lister has been persistent tells a different story IMHO. Here's what he posted with the first auction attempt, the which went from $1,000 to $8,000 in about 2 hours:

President Barack Hussein Obama II was born in The Coast Provincial General Hospital at Mombasa in Kenya at 7:24 PM on August 4th 1961.

I've traveled throughout the Caribbean (including Cuba), Ibero America (i.e.,Latin America), and Africa. I have a Bachelors in Sociology, a Bachelors in Social Sciences as well as a Bachelors in Afro-Caribbean Studies. I'm a collector of old Dominican and Cuban money.

I've worked in the Democratic Republic of the Congo as an advisor in the government's Hydrology & Rain Water Management Administration.

This spring I traveled through Kenya and it's capital Nairobi. I was overwhelmed by the “iconicized” face of US President Barack Obama that displays itself throughout the country. I had lunch at a small eatery and noticed that the Club Sandwich with fried Plantains was now known as “Obama's Plate of the Day.”

As an American I was bombarded with questions in english (english is the official language of Kenya) on my feelings and opinions of a Kenyan governing the United States of America. The first several times I responded in saying that not enough time had elapsed since Barack Obama's appointment as President of the USA, and that I'd have to hold my official opinion until at least January 2010, a year in office might be sufficient for me to judge his ability to govern the USA.

Natuarally I thought that by “Kenyan” they were referring to Barack Obama's blood, being that his father Barack Obama Sr was a native of Kenya. After a day and a half of my being in Nairobi I learned that they were literally referring to President Barack Obama Jr as being born in Kenya, a native of Kenya. Now I started asking questions, did his father's Kenyan blood somehow entitle Barack Jr to the equivalent of a native Kenyan? No, not all, I was to find out. They were referring to Barack Obama Jr's physical birth on Kenyan soil.

Kenyans were amused at how gullible Americans could be when it came to obvious things like the fact that Kenyans overtly admit to Barack Jr's Kenyan birth, yet the Americans continue to believe that they know better.

I delved further and found that a birth certificate was on file at The Coast Provincial General Hospital at Mombasa.

I know several American expats that reside in Kenya. I asked the three that I could reach if they were aware of President Barack Obama's Kenyan birth. All three said that they were most obviously aware of his Kenyan birth. I was shocked. They went to further say that they weren't much concerned with it, after all they'd left the US to start a new life abroad and didn't have much interest in what was taking place in the States. Besides, they said, who would believe them anyway?

Along with my Congolese brother Andylenny (brother in heart, not blood) and a 1993 BMW with only one working door I was off to Mombasa to get myself a copy (certified I hoped) of Barack Jr's birth certificate.