Comments on: McCain’s Answer to Nation’s Economic Woes

By: galapagolarry

galapagolarry — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:12:20 +0000

McCain's private pilot — No, not that one. The white one — who was waiting nearby, offered the listeners at the outskirts of the small crowd of reporters an additional insight into the candidate's committment to America's economic recovery. He revealed that just that morning his boss had mentioned that when he became president he would challenge the Chinese premier to a game of craps (“an all-nighter, if necessary”). “House odds, hell,” the feisty ex-POW exclaimed, “I can't wait to rattle some bones on that Oval Office rug. My friend,” he reportedly told the pilot, “Then the budget will be back on track. I won't have to ask Cindy for a raise in my allowance, either.” The pilot, who declined to be identified by name, then asked rhetorically, “Of course, you already knew he was a POW, didn't you?”

By: justinphunn

justinphunn — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:12:09 +0000

Humor works the best when it is closest to the truth. Thanks for a good laugh and some trepidation.

By: galapagolarry

galapagolarry — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

McCain’s private pilot — No, not that one. The white one — who was waiting nearby, offered the listeners at the outskirts of the small crowd of reporters an additional insight into the candidate’s committment to America’s economic recovery. He revealed that just that morning his boss had mentioned that when he became president he would challenge the Chinese premier to a game of craps (“an all-nighter, if necessary”). “House odds, hell,” the feisty ex-POW exclaimed, “I can’t wait to rattle some bones on that Oval Office rug. My friend,” he reportedly told the pilot, “Then the budget will be back on track. I won’t have to ask Cindy for a raise in my allowance, either.” The pilot, who declined to be identified by name, then asked rhetorically, “Of course, you already knew he was a POW, didn’t you?”

By: justinphunn

justinphunn — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Humor works the best when it is closest to the truth. Thanks for a good laugh and some trepidation.