This Is Why I’m Hot

Mary Ann Akers works the Too Much Information beat at the Media Research Center’s annual awards dinner, reporting that Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher took the stage to the sounds of “God Bless the U.S.A.” and prompted announced that “all this love and everything” was making him “horny.”

It seemed that all of those who were gathered in the ballroom of Washington’s Grand Hyatt hotel for the Media Research Center’s annual “DisHonors Awards” ceremony designed to bash the dreaded liberal elite media were stunned. Buzz immediately commenced.

“Did Joe the Plumber really just say he’s horny?” “Did you hear Joe say ‘horny’?” “Why is he horny and why is he telling us?”

I attended a CPAC dinner with Wurzelbacher where he wore a suit, so I’m not sure why he’s rocking the plaid shirt and blue language here.

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