And Even a Message for Avian Voyeurs

Denver — In the Mile High City this week, every cause seems to have its representatives. It’s not just the war protesters and the Hillary for Queen folks; not just the Che Guevara communists or the close-Gitmo crowd or the anti-drilling advocates; not just the jugglers-rights activists or the guy in running shoes dressed as a toilet; not just the maniac clowns, the Jews for Jesus, or the Naderites.

No, there’s also that strange couple dedicated to stopping bird porn. From their flier, “Bird Watchers Are Voyeurs”:

According to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife service, 48 million people watch birds…And this erotic experience can be enjoyed privately through binoculars…LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE!

Only if you promise you’ll do the same with us.