The Dirty Secret Of The DNC Blogger Lounge

DENVER, Colo. — Hey, you know what I can’t hear in the DNC blogger lounge? The Democratic convention. Is that Claire McCaskill speaking? I can see her lips move, but have no idea what she’s saying. It’s not the staff’s fault: they’re extremely helpful, as was proven when I had Internet-connection issues. Seriously, bloggers: put a sock in it.

You know what? You guys watching this at home? You know more about this speech than I do. Real talk.