You didn’t think that the 180-proof neoconservatism would still be on the journalistic shelves this year, but discredited Islamophobic quasi-reporter Steve Emerson submits something truly LOL-worthy. Behold:

Israel is at war with the Palestinians and unscrupulous right-wing commentators, determined to discredit reporters, allege that prominent journalistic institutions sympathize with terrorists? I don’t know about you, but that takes me back …

It’s 2002, and the air is a fragrant bouquet of warmongering and fearmongering. A plucky new band called Interpol seems like it has potential. Urban youths are pretending to like electroclash. Will Attack Of The Clones prove to be as bad as Phantom Menace?