<p>Roommate <a id="djmk" href="http://grammarpolice.net/" title="Kriston Capps">Kriston Capps</a>, the <a id="i.m6" href="http://washingtoncitypaper.com/display.php?id=34521" title="only art critic that matters">only art critic that matters</a>, IMs to point out that I missed my chance in the<a href="http://www.washingtonindependent.com/view/euphemism-watch"> CLC-vs-SOI</a> post for the greatest of all headline puns. Are you ready for this?<br />

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Like, <i>really</i> ready?<br />

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Smelling salts will be available for old ladies in the lobby.<br />

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SOI <i>Disant</i>! <br />

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Wow, that’s good. That’s why you need to pay Kriston Capps the big money.</p>