http://washingtonindependent.com/2196/pentagon-torture-official-quits National News in Context Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:00:10 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://washingtonindependent.com/2196/pentagon-torture-official-quits/comment-page-1#comment-1958 skulzfontaine Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000 http://www.washingtonindependent.com.php5-9.websitetestlink.com/?p=2196#comment-1958 And William Haynes should now be forwarded to the Hague for a little face time with the nice judges that man the bench of the International Criminal Court. Ah, nothing says "accountability" like a war crimes tribunal. Really doesn't matter if the grand old U.S. of freaking A. is a 'signatory' or whatever. War crimes are war crimes and Amerika is NOT above accountability. Maybe Haynes can tell CNN about the 'electro-prod dance'? You know how the Pointer Sisters did that Neutron Dance song? Get it? Electro-prod dance? Maybe the U.S. can introduce waterboarding as a new Olympic event. Synchronized waterboarding! Yeah, now the Olympics can be "watched" by everybody. NBC will just appreciate the bejesus out of the ratings boost. And William Haynes should now be forwarded to the Hague for a little face time with the nice judges that man the bench of the International Criminal Court. Ah, nothing says "accountability" like a war crimes tribunal. Really doesn’t matter if the grand old U.S. of freaking A. is a ’signatory’ or whatever. War crimes are war crimes and Amerika is NOT above accountability. Maybe Haynes can tell CNN about the ‘electro-prod dance’? You know how the Pointer Sisters did that Neutron Dance song? Get it? Electro-prod dance? Maybe the U.S. can introduce waterboarding as a new Olympic event. Synchronized waterboarding! Yeah, now the Olympics can be "watched" by everybody. NBC will just appreciate the bejesus out of the ratings boost.

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