There’s a popular book for children by author Laura Numeroff called “If You Give a Pig a Pancake.” Kids love the book because it goes on and on about the silly consequences that result from inviting the pig to breakfast.

At Monkey Business Blog they were inspired to write “If You Give a Pig Your Company” after watching former CEOs of mortgage companies and banks that lost big in the subprime mess defend their generous compensation packages before a Congressional committee last week. You can read the Monkey Business version here, but it’s probably not a good idea to share it with the kids at bedtime.