Comments on: Credit Crisis Not Near Over, Happy Monday

By: skulzfontaine

skulzfontaine — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:43:19 +0000

Dateline Monday April 14, 2008. 07:45 MDT, 'Bottom falls out of market…Stocks crash! Run on banks! Ben Bernanke leaves for Bahamas. Extended "vacation" given as reason for his immediate exit from the Homeland. Apples selling for $500 dollars (U.S.) a bag! Gas nonexistent! Candidate Clinton in 'extended' consultation with Elton John and Dr. Phil at the Misogyny Center For The Terminal Stupid. Candidate Obama 'going back to school' for "an Elitism 101" refresher course. Candidate McCain gone 'over-the-edge' and shoots 3 reporters for suggesting that he (McCain) might cut down on his caffeine intake.
Prognostication for the market today- Dow down 550! NASDAQ down 75!
TTFN! Buy bonds!

By: skulzfontaine

skulzfontaine — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Dateline Monday April 14, 2008. 07:45 MDT, ‘Bottom falls out of market…Stocks crash! Run on banks! Ben Bernanke leaves for Bahamas. Extended "vacation" given as reason for his immediate exit from the Homeland. Apples selling for $500 dollars (U.S.) a bag! Gas nonexistent! Candidate Clinton in ‘extended’ consultation with Elton John and Dr. Phil at the Misogyny Center For The Terminal Stupid. Candidate Obama ‘going back to school’ for "an Elitism 101" refresher course. Candidate McCain gone ‘over-the-edge’ and shoots 3 reporters for suggesting that he (McCain) might cut down on his caffeine intake.
Prognostication for the market today- Dow down 550! NASDAQ down 75!
TTFN! Buy bonds!