Ah, the wages of meritocracy and media professionalism. Well-known fake reporter Stephen F. Hayes, author of a ceaseless parade of Saddam Hussein/Al Qaeda
“„THE KHAKI PANTS at Harold’s clothiers were a steal at $20. That they had been marked down from $100 made them irresistible, even though the 38-inch waist was two inches bigger than I was wearing at the time.
“„“My Fat Pants,” I explained to my wife, who knows well my Oprah-like fluctuations.