“My take is that in the United States War on Terror we’ve been walking in a F***ing circle. I mean, have you read this report? let me just give you the Cliff Notes, okay. In 2001 there was a memo: ‘Bin Laden Determined to Attack the united States from a Safe Haven in Afghanistan. Now, seven years and $700 billion later, we get a new memo saying ‘Bin Laden Determined to Attack the United States from a Safe Haven Somewhere Around Afghanistan.’

We’re right back where we started! We could have gotten here by doing nothing!

I knewit. I knew it. I knew it! I knew this motherf***er didn’t know where he was going!

I mean all of us, we were all in the back seat, America was just in the back seat, you know. You know, acting like uh, ‘I don’t think this is the way to defeat al Qaeda’ and he’s like uh ‘I know what I’m doing. Heh heh. I know a short cut through Iraq. Come on now, just trust me, hahehheh.’ And we’re all like ‘I don’t know. Maybe we should ask for directions. You know, I’m pretty sure al Qaeda is the other way.’ and he’s like ‘Shut up! Shut up! What the hell! I’ll dump your ass in Yemen. You’re just like your mother! Keep your hand off the radio g*ddamnit!’

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=166729&title=exit-strategy

“My take is that in the United States War on Terror we’ve been walking in a F***ing circle. I mean, have you read this report? let me just give you the Cliff Notes, okay. In 2001 there was a memo: ‘Bin Laden Determined to Attack the united States from a Safe Haven in Afghanistan. Now, seven years and $700 billion later, we get a new memo saying ‘Bin Laden Determined to Attack the United States from a Safe Haven Somewhere Around Afghanistan.’

We’re right back where we started! We could have gotten here by doing nothing!

I knewit. I knew it. I knew it! I knew this motherf***er didn’t know where he was going!

I mean all of us, we were all in the back seat, America was just in the back seat, you know. You know, acting like uh, ‘I don’t think this is the way to defeat al Qaeda’ and he’s like uh ‘I know what I’m doing. Heh heh. I know a short cut through Iraq. Come on now, just trust me, hahehheh.’ And we’re all like ‘I don’t know. Maybe we should ask for directions. You know, I’m pretty sure al Qaeda is the other way.’ and he’s like ‘Shut up! Shut up! What the hell! I’ll dump your ass in Yemen. You’re just like your mother! Keep your hand off the radio g*ddamnit!’

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=166729&title=exit-strategy

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