Lunchtime Links

BP’s Tony Hayward says an acting degree might have helped after the spill.

Hillary Clinton is “an eater of chips” — just probably not deadly ones.

British officials create a smartphone app that tests for STDs.

Sarah Palin attempts to school an economy reporter about economics.

Nicaraguan troops invade Costa Rica based on a Google Maps error.

Darrell Issa wants to hold seven hearings per week.

Charlie Crist considers a posthumous pardon for Jim Morrison.

Arnold Schwarzenegger says “no one cares if you smoke a joint or not.”

American grizzly bears are becoming fatter and lazier.

Bobby Jindal criticizes politicians who cheat — but not Gingrich and Vitter.